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- Caught this on alt.callahans, thought you all might find it amusing...
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- SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE
- by Saskia Davis
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- Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of
- a great many have already been exposed to inner peace and it is
- possible that people everywhere could come down with it in
- epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what
- has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the
- world.
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- Some signs and symptoms of inner peace:
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- * A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on
- fears based upon past experiences.
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- * An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
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- * A loss of interest in judging other people.
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- * A loss of interest in interpreting actions of others.
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- * A loss of interest in conflict.
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- * A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious
- symptom.)
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- * Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
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- * Frequent attacks of smiling.
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- * An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make
- them happen.
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- * An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others
- as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it.
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- WARNING:
- If you have some or all of the above symptoms, please be
- advised that your condition of inner peace may be so far advanced
- as to not be curable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any
- of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk.
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